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Okaywhatnow?!
3 min read
The title of this journal is exactly how I feel right now. On Sunday I got an e-mail from YouTube saying that they wanted to put ads on my videos. Me. Little, tiny, insignificant, me. At first I thought it was just a cruel joke that someone was playing because it is way too easy to hack into people's accounts, take their e-mail address, and create a faux message, but no it was real! Adsense by Google is the one behind it all and they really do want to put ads on my videos!
Now, I am freaking out because not just two days before hand I made the promise that I'd start writing up some of the scripts that I had in mind and once I moved out (Surprise! I am pretty much being forced to relocate by my birthday. Hooray...) I would begin filming the scripts and posting them on YouTube. And before you begin to think it is to become a "YouTube Super Star" it is actually for my portfolio so I can try to fight my way into Cooper Union. I'd only be posting them on YouTube because then I'd have actual visual proof that I promised to make videos therefore I couldn't procrastinate and put it off for another day, and so I can share them with my friends and family across the continent.
After agreeing to their little contract and reading through a lot of their rules and guidelines apparently if I suddenly get a mass of followers then I have a very big, if not shoo-in (sure-in? idunno. Aw that makes me think of Steve Jobs. RIP.), for a partnership. I realize I just said that I'm not doing this to be a "YouTube Super Star" but if YouTube wants to pay me for making videos that isn't such a terrible thing, is it? Or is it like selling your soul? Either way I am very much excited about the whole idea and opportunity that has opened up for me after the almost month of utter BS and stress and I hope that the following months prove just as excellent and exciting. Which reminds me, I have a job interview for GameStop in the morning so I best get some sleep before I snooze through my alarms!
Goodnight everyone or I guess morning/afternoon/evening depending on when you read this.
Now, I am freaking out because not just two days before hand I made the promise that I'd start writing up some of the scripts that I had in mind and once I moved out (Surprise! I am pretty much being forced to relocate by my birthday. Hooray...) I would begin filming the scripts and posting them on YouTube. And before you begin to think it is to become a "YouTube Super Star" it is actually for my portfolio so I can try to fight my way into Cooper Union. I'd only be posting them on YouTube because then I'd have actual visual proof that I promised to make videos therefore I couldn't procrastinate and put it off for another day, and so I can share them with my friends and family across the continent.
After agreeing to their little contract and reading through a lot of their rules and guidelines apparently if I suddenly get a mass of followers then I have a very big, if not shoo-in (sure-in? idunno. Aw that makes me think of Steve Jobs. RIP.), for a partnership. I realize I just said that I'm not doing this to be a "YouTube Super Star" but if YouTube wants to pay me for making videos that isn't such a terrible thing, is it? Or is it like selling your soul? Either way I am very much excited about the whole idea and opportunity that has opened up for me after the almost month of utter BS and stress and I hope that the following months prove just as excellent and exciting. Which reminds me, I have a job interview for GameStop in the morning so I best get some sleep before I snooze through my alarms!
Goodnight everyone or I guess morning/afternoon/evening depending on when you read this.
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I'm a Chinchilla.
8 min read
Because I am just soooooooooooooo evil...or bored. I think I'm just bored. Evilly bored? Eh, that works.
[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. ( I guess so since healthy people fart like 14 times a day )
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[x] - You smoke. (Lately it is only when I am extremely ticked off.)
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 7
[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[x] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 25 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 11
[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[x] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 18
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - ?You think *? is awesome.
[ ] - ?You like ~? horoscopes better than *?
[ ] - ?You thought today's funny saying was really funny.?
[ ] - ?You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.?
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 30
[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before. (For a good cause!!)
[x] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd. (But an awesome, geeky, nerd which makes me triple the awesome! –not really)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[X] - You will tag people to do this. (Cause I'm sooooo evil)
TOTAL SO FAR = 36
[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe. (If only, if only…)
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 42
[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (And tried to take the pretty thing home.)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (More like five but they are too so we are all good.)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 51
[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmothers are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad. (Soon to be but I'm not going to hate her because my dad is a prick.)
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown. Natural color. (Sometimes I really wish it wasn't…)
[x] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 58
[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict. (I do not have a problem!! –twitch-)
[x] - You live near a body of water. (lol Florida? We're almost an island.)
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 67
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm __________________________________. (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
Time to tag! I choooooooose....
and anyone else who wants to do it! Can't wait to see what you all get!
[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. ( I guess so since healthy people fart like 14 times a day )
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[x] - You smoke. (Lately it is only when I am extremely ticked off.)
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 7
[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[x] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 25 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 11
[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[x] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 18
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - ?You think *? is awesome.
[ ] - ?You like ~? horoscopes better than *?
[ ] - ?You thought today's funny saying was really funny.?
[ ] - ?You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.?
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 30
[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before. (For a good cause!!)
[x] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd. (But an awesome, geeky, nerd which makes me triple the awesome! –not really)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[X] - You will tag people to do this. (Cause I'm sooooo evil)
TOTAL SO FAR = 36
[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe. (If only, if only…)
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 42
[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (And tried to take the pretty thing home.)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (More like five but they are too so we are all good.)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 51
[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmothers are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad. (Soon to be but I'm not going to hate her because my dad is a prick.)
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown. Natural color. (Sometimes I really wish it wasn't…)
[x] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 58
[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict. (I do not have a problem!! –twitch-)
[x] - You live near a body of water. (lol Florida? We're almost an island.)
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 67
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm __________________________________. (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
Time to tag! I choooooooose....
and anyone else who wants to do it! Can't wait to see what you all get!
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Oh mah JEEZUS!!
2 min read
That "Jeezus!!" is suppose to be "JEEZUS!!"...Just F.Y.I. while I'm being distracted and prattling about here.
What was I saying....? Oh yeah! Being distracted and whatnot! As some of you may know, since I don't really have quite the wide variety of followers, just my FAVE FIVE!! (I think I just died a little on the inside...yup. It has been confirmed) But I feel like I should talk to you all. Or at least change this darn journal...it was very dull and sooooo 2010. Sorry, I had to do the Paris voice! 
Thanks to classes here and Lamesville College I've got some new stuff to post! I don't think I'll be posting anything from 2 Dimensional Design considering I very much kinda suck, BUT! I do have pictures and whatnot from my Photo I class! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! -insert Shane Dawson default children noise here for -
AAAAND!! And, I got all my awesome Adobe products in right around my birthday so I can definitely do some (fairly) awesome commissions!
And now...everyone's Icons so they feel all warm and fuzzy inside because, well, I love them. Oh! And something about them that they may or may not know. (Quite possibly already do...)
- First commission and a cool chica!
- You are the most kick-ass person I think I've never met! And it doesn't hurt to be a Dane
- You create some of the coolest characters and love looking at your work.
- You are a crazy lady with an awesome lady. Oh! And that I love you! (Paris) And so do III!
- You are quite possibly considered Pard to someone.
What was I saying....? Oh yeah! Being distracted and whatnot! As some of you may know, since I don't really have quite the wide variety of followers, just my FAVE FIVE!! (I think I just died a little on the inside...yup. It has been confirmed) But I feel like I should talk to you all. Or at least change this darn journal...it was very dull and sooooo 2010. Sorry
, I had to do the Paris voice! Thanks to classes here and Lamesville College I've got some new stuff to post! I don't think I'll be posting anything from 2 Dimensional Design considering I very much kinda suck, BUT! I do have pictures and whatnot from my Photo I class! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! -insert Shane Dawson default children noise here for
- AAAAND!! And, I got all my awesome Adobe products in right around my birthday so I can definitely do some (fairly) awesome commissions!
And now...everyone's Icons so they feel all warm and fuzzy inside because, well, I love them. Oh! And something about them that they may or may not know. (Quite possibly already do...)
- First commission and a cool chica! - You are the most kick-ass person I think I've never met! And it doesn't hurt to be a Dane - You create some of the coolest characters and love looking at your work. - You are a crazy lady with an awesome lady. Oh! And that I love you! (Paris) And so do III! - You are quite possibly considered Pard to someone.
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Hello world!!
1 min read
I had another account but it was shared so I decided to make my own and put my stuff up and see how things turned out! I don't just do photography, I also do photomanipulations, Photoshop projects, and creative writing. I can do things from scratch or build off of a simple idea. Once I get my Photoshop CS5 Extended I'm going to do some free commissions so if you want something done, all you people stumbling across my profile, I'd put them in now so I can start building the scratch from so it can be up faster.
I'm going to post some of my short stories and poems up a bit later but I've got to finish unpacking first. You know how it is, set up a Deviant account first, unpack and build furniture later!!
.....My TV just scared me...."Snuggie Varsity!!" Who'd want to wear that outside at college?!?
Any ways, hope you all like my work!! ^-^
I'm going to post some of my short stories and poems up a bit later but I've got to finish unpacking first. You know how it is, set up a Deviant account first, unpack and build furniture later!!
.....My TV just scared me...."Snuggie Varsity!!" Who'd want to wear that outside at college?!?
Any ways, hope you all like my work!! ^-^
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